I served as worship leader for several years at a small church, and I must admit, I made liars out of many of the parishioners. I asked them to sing songs that didn't accurately express their true feelings.

So, in light of this, I've adapted several hymns and choruses to create "Worship Songs Almost Anyone Can Sing." (Especially appropriate for "seeker" services.)

At Therapy
(Sing to the tune of "At Calvary")
Years I spent with lowest self-esteem
Self-help books on pop psychology,
Knowing there must be a cure for me
At therapy!
Self-acceptance finally came to me,
Free from guilt and shame and self-pity,
There I found A.A. serenity
At therapy!

Love Divine
Love divine, all loves excelling,
Singles groups; dances for teens,
More than bars church is compelling,
For a red hot dating scene.
Singles, divorced, all are welcomed,
Find the love that's, oh so, right!
Visit us on Sunday morning,
Have a date this Friday night.

I Can Sing of Your Love Two Minutes
(Sing to the tune of "I Can Sing of Your Love Forever")
I can sing of your love two minutes (repeat 25 times)

Just As I Ask
(Sing to the tune of "Just As I Am")
Just as I ask, I make this plea
For health and wealth; prosperity
And for all the promises on TV
O Lamb of God, I ask. I ask.

I Love to Give to Missions
(Sing to the tune of "I Love to Tell the Story")
I love to give to missions
It soothes my guilty soul
Of Jesus' commission
Of Jesus' call to "Go"
I love to give to missions,
Because I know it's true,
It's satisfies my calling,
To stay and send out you.

Other possibilities include "Sweet Minute of Prayer," "The Gold-Plated Cross," and "Lord, I Lift Your Name in Vain."

Enjoy!

Copyright © 2006 James N. Watkins



Leave a comment, tell a friend, send me money . . .

Email your comments to jim@jameswatkins.com.

And if this page was helpful, please . . .
    a) save it as a favorite at delicious.com
    b) subscribe to the RSS feed
    c) recommend it to digg.com and StumbleUpon.com and
    d) tell a friend:

Your name:
Your email:
Friend's name:
Friend's email:

And if this page was really helpful, please . . .
    e) please consider a donation to our sponsor XarisCom.

You can donate securely with any major credit card through PayPal. Thanks!

Legal stuff and warnings

Copyright © James Watkins. All text and graphics on my sites, unless otherwise noted, are copyrighted © in my name, James N. Watkins, and are protected by United States copyright law and international copyright law under the Berne Convention. Please visit the press room for information on reprinting any text or graphics. Thanks!

WARNING: Reader assumes full responsibility for the proper and prescribed use of this site. For external use only. Discontinue if rash, redness, irritation, or swelling develops. If swallowed, do not induce vomiting. Side-effects may include drowsiness or mild to severe agitation. Do not read while consuming alcohol or operating heavy machinery. Keep away from open flame. Do not store above 451 degrees. Do not use near or place in water. Void where prohibited, taxed or licensed. Any medical information provided is for general educational use only and should not be used as a substitute for professional medical advice. Views expressed are those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of any other person—real or fictitious, living or dead—using the name James N. Watkins.