Has been shown to reduce anxiety attacks in males often associated with shopping malls and flea markets.
Criagra
Preliminary testing confirms the drug unclogs male tear ducts during weddings and "chick flicks."
Friagra
Studies have shown that men actually acquire cooking skills and a desire to help in the kitchen with this medication.
Iagra
Male Pattern Blindness ("Where are my socks?" "I can't find the ketchup!") was alleviated in three out of four test subjects.
Liagra
Derived from sodium pentathal, it causes males to be truthful about size of fish that got away, golf scores and their whereabouts when "working late."
Niagra
Promises to relieve multiple trips to the bathroom in the middle of the night for eight out of ten males.
Piagra
Studies show this diet drug works by creating a chemical aversion to pie, cake and doughnuts.
Pliagra
Has been found to have a mellowing effect on rigid, unbending attitudes in males.
Wiagra
Constant questioning and second-guessing were completely eliminated in males tested.
When questioned if males would consent to taking these ego-altering medications, women were unanimous: "No Criagra, no Viagra!"
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