
Top ten lists: excerpts from humor columns
I have in my right hand, direct from my home office in Corn Borer, Indiana, today's excerpts from my humor columns:

Top clues a man should wear a shirt in summer

Top ten column-writing secrets revealed!

Top ten differences between "secretaries" and
"administrative professionals"

Top ten great things about being a writer

Top ten people who deserve a special place in hell

Top ten reasons Halloween is a strange holiday

Top ten reasons to give thanksright now

Top ten signs the youth pastor wants the senior pastor's Job

Top ten signs you had a bad Christmas

Top ten secrets to staying married

Top ten things I (Jim) would do if I were God

Top ten things not to say at airport security

Top ten things President Bush is doing on last day in office

Top ten ways to avoid talkative air travelers

Top ten wishes for my 50th birthday

Top ten words/phrases I (Jim) don't want in my obit



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